SO MANY THOUGHTS

1.

DEY. Control your short forms lah dey.

Watpe tew?

Ittew nk gi shopink skrunk

lanje ley?

cntk bju tew.

rege rape?

Rape?

RAPE???@

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!??!?!?!!!



2.

ME IN WARD B: *Running around* AKAK, SAYA SANGAT LAPA--

SN WARD A 1: Dr, tak makan lagi ke? Tu ada nasi lemak Kak S bawak, makan meh--
SN WARD A 2: Dr, jemput makan kek akak buat~
SN WARD B 1: Dr, meh akak ada buat kerepek sikit buat kudap2--
SN WARD B 2: Dr, nak rendang dengan lemang?
SN WARD C: Dr, nah rasa kuih akak buat hari tu!
SN WARD D: Dr, ward kami ada buat makan2 sikit, meh la datang!

ME: -- *CRIES TEARS OF JOY WHILE STUFFING SELF SILLY*



3.

*Stares at logbook*

*Stares at schedule of bosses on leave*

*Stares at unsigned pages*

*Stares at unapproved leave forms*

I cri everytiem. ;___;



4.

Me: I'm so bloody tired.

Also me: Let's watch this 'Shape of You' parody for the 293848945893475934th time since it's 1 am and I'm on-call tomorrow!



5.

People: Dude.

Me: Whut.

People: You're like, almost an MO.

Me: *Fifty feet underwater*
*Gurgling air bubbles*
SRUUUR WUURRRR

On a Side Note

Yay: Losing 6 kg unconsciously over the past 1/12

Nay: Being in charge of countless TB patients for that same duration, with + cough on & off for >2/52

Double nay: Writing short forms on social media like they're BHTs.